What should I buy my dog for his birthday?

My dog, Bowser Farnsworth III, will turn 6 next Sunday and I am at a loss at what to purchase him for his birthday. he inherited a large sum of money and I am his legal guardian. I am leaning towards a plasma big screen television, silk sheets for hsi waterbed, or a large order of Omaha steaks (his favorite). I need to decide son because he will return on Thursday from his vacation to Kenya.

Why not let Bowser share his wealth with the less fortunate and donate a large sum of money to your local shelter? That way he can feel like he has done something to better the world. Hey, maybe they'll even feature him in their newsletter to furthur the legend of his extreme generosity. Not to mention, it's a tax writeoff.

Cute. Happy Birthday Bowser.